Lobster

A prank to play on an unsuspecting female friend. You approach her silently from behind, and with both hands reach around and tweak her nipples, and yell "Lobster!" She will probably freak out and scream -- this is the desired effect.

I gave her the lobster as payback for the scorpion she gave me earlier.

by bbf August 1, 2007

Lobster

Something only a few James.M Coughlin kids will understand.

Hey doooood i just like totally got likeeee 4 lobsters yesterday!!!!

by Lobster mannnn March 8, 2017

lobster

The name given to a hyperventilating flaccid penis which is usually stark red in color.

Nin decided to give his lobster a bit of air and presented it to Elise who wasn't too impressed.

by CKStarCraft January 18, 2008

lobster

Someone who uses you, or "latches on" to you to get things. Lobsters hang out with you all day, even though you may never talk to them. Commonly referred to as a "lob." "Lobbing" describes the actions of a lobster.

Lobster: "Hey dawg, lemme get a ride."

by Fye One January 8, 2007

lobster

Any of several edible marine crustaceans of the family Homaridae, especially of the genus Homarus, having stalked eyes, long antennae, and five pairs of legs, the first pair of which is modified into large pincers.
basically a big red long thing with pinchers that people eat.

oh mang, that lobster i had for diner was gooood.

by ve03h July 15, 2008

Lobster

A lobster is someone who habitually pinches bags before he sells them.

Guy 1: Yo, lets call Shakeem up if Lil Herb doesn't come through.
Guy 2: Nah man, he's a lobster.
Guy 1: Lobster? What?
Guy 2: Yeah man hes scummy enough to pinch a nick.

by Saladon March 22, 2009

Lobster

When you have such severe cancer it slowly mutates into a lobster
The name lobster comes from the constellation of cancer that is represented by a crab

Doctor: Sam, I'm afraid the cancer has mutated into a lobster
Sam: Oh no, how long do I have to live

Doctor: Five minutes

by Jamal Spaghetti January 13, 2019