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ninja loan

An acronym for a loan given to a person designated as "No income, no job or assets;" hence - N-I-N-J-A.
The bank's ninja loans have ruined its credit rating. Now, no other bank will lend it money.
by Joe Rodolico September 23, 2007
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Student loans

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context
Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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lolno

A response to a statement that was so incorrect, that it was funny.
Derp: "Cows have a secret gland that makes them grow leaves on their back"

Me: "....LOLno."
by Rockoman100 August 20, 2011
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LouAnon

LouAnon is cultlike group of conspiracists on the Internet similar to QAnon, pushing unsupported and increasingly implausible TrumpRussia theories, primarily promoted by Louise Mensch, Claude Taylor and Rich Guinn (aka Counterchekist).
Did you see the latest from LouAnon? They say the real Steve Bannon already secretly got the death penalty ordered by the Marshall of the Supreme Court. The Steve Bannon you see today is a cloned lizard person.
by SCOTUSMarshall4U January 9, 2019
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gnome loan

(Noun) (Runescape) A ridiculously-high-interest loan that's quickly becomes impossible to pay off, with the goal of forcing indebted servitude toward the lender.
I accidentally took out a gnome loan 14 seconds ago and now I owe them 4x the entire Runescape Economy!
by Dr Bad March 12, 2018
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Student loan

You cant afford to go to college? Well then student loans are the answer! doit! Everything will be fine! It's not like you will have you will wish you were dead because of how badly in debt you are. I'm not a pussy like you and I have the debt to prove it!!!
Tod: why dont you take out a student loan?
Jeff:if i wanted to be fucked in the ass I would by a dildo Tod.
by Stfuiknowshit January 23, 2019
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Loanny

Her name is very rare, She is very special. If you know one then hold on to her tight and hope she falls in love with you.
She’s very friendly, so she often finds herself in a company of very different people. She’s selfless, she is always willing to help others, without hoping to get anything back. She has an artistic talent. There isn't a person in the world that doesn't enjoy talking to her. She may seem like the shy type in the beginning but when you get to know her she turns out to be the exact opposite. She is nice yet very honest. She will tell it like it is. She's beautiful, smart, HOT, and just fun to be around. Sex with her will be explosive and you will never be bored with her in the bedroom. If you are lucky enough to find love with a Loanny don't let her get away!
Wow, it’s a loanny
by Jeffry_ghv;) October 29, 2019
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