Dickhead Lizzard

A person or group of people that are affected by the sun. For some reason when the sun is shining it spurs people to become giant assholes, beep at people with their cars and procede to remove all clothing save for socks.

The word is formed from the words "Dickhead" meaning "Dickhead" and Lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.

Dickhead Lizzard - "aaaa boooohhh, am gun beep yhu wit mah car an drive awai!!!!!!"

Padestrian - "SUCK A CHODE YOU DICKHEAD LIZZARD!"

by Dove For Men Deoderant. May 11, 2011

Lizzard Teats

Blizzard Treats at Dairy Queen

"Lets go to Dairy Queen and get some Lizzard Teats"

by Dirt Pimp July 12, 2009

Lizzard Sniffer

person who likes to smell reptile like penis

I got the herpes and now all these lizzard sniffers are after me!

by the junk puncher April 30, 2009

lizzard man

The Way You Feel Before Coming. It is also often used When You feel Turned On By Bald Men with tatoos on their heads.

Yeah, I wanna come, whooooo im the lizzard man, lets do the matrix.

by Oli Sykes May 1, 2008

Border lizzard

Primarily referring to a Mexican illegal but can be any Central and South American. Offensive, early slang. Originally derived from Tijuana, San Diego area in the 1950's to describe vagrant Mexicans hanging around border crossings and any entering America illegally.

Another border lizzard over there.

by Carlo D March 4, 2011

lizzard back

The seam along the backside/bottom of one's scrotem.

That sloot licked me from my butthole to the dick end of my blizzard back.

by Lt Humperstuck December 8, 2015

Lizzard

Lizzard is God of all monkeys, he's the best gorilla tag player and solos all of ttt

Yo I think lizzard is in the lobby.
Oh damn we should just give up

by Lizzard._.dead April 12, 2022