Ghost-listening 

Also, pseudo-listening.
When you're talking to someone and you really just want them to finish, either to say something yourself or to get away from them, so you don't really listen, but "as the person is talking, your audible memory catches everything and some of it probably slips through, but your conscious mind dismisses it like a ghost."

A: "And then he goes to-"
B: "Yup"
A: "... his car and then-"
B: "Uh-huh"
A: "Are you ghost-listening me?"
B: "Huh"
A: "..."
B: "interesting"

Ghost-listening by somerandoCigarGuy April 20, 2020

Listerine Spitter 

The act of puttin a tiny amount of listerine into your spitter to eliminate the old spitter stank

*pulls out yesterdays vitamin water spitter* "yo don my spitter smells like the time i gave that homeless man a rimjob"
"oh man cip, just empty it out and throw some listerine in there,i call it the Listerine Spitter.. or the LS for short, smells like heaven for days :) "

to our skoal brothers.. enjoy:) -pattented cip and donaldson of basking ridge

Listerine Spitter by Cip and Donaldson October 16, 2008

listening juice 

Alcoholic beverage, usually beer but not limited to it. Phrase usually used in context with uncomfortable situations, which require a lot of talking about feelings and such.

If we're going to talk about our relationship, I need my listening juice

listening juice by black boned August 3, 2010

listening to folklore 

needing therapy

A: I'm listening to folklore rn.
B: Girl, who hurt you that bad?

listening to folklore by iamrv June 6, 2021

listenative

A personal quality of being proficient at listening attentively to people during a conversation.

Man, I always like telling my stories to Joe, he's so listenative.

listenative by JosephLager June 15, 2009

Listening to Girl in Red 

A code for being lesbian and a way to tell if a girl is gay. Girl in Red is a norwegian songwriter, who gained popularity with her songs about lesbian relationships and falling in love with women. To indirectly ask a girl if she is lesbian, one would ask if she listens to Girl in Red.

,,Hey Sarah! I wanted to know if you are listening to Girl in Red?."
,,You mean to ask if I am lesbian, right? In that case, I do."

Listening to Girl in Red by Acoustic Dragon September 6, 2020

Reactive Listening 

The art of trying to appear to be listening to someone, but just reacting to the last thing they said in an agreeing manner.

I was talking to my buddy Bob about my daily grind with work, and my wife making a big deal about the "hassle" taking our daughter to Disney Land.

He replied with "Yeah, Disney Land can be pretty stressful." ... He totally missed my point, typical Reactive Listening!

Antonym: Active Listening

Reactive Listening by Kuhnaydeein June 30, 2014