Lingweiner

A long, but incredibly thin penis.

I hear that Tym has a lingweiner

by timuffee September 23, 2015

ankle lingerie

lingerie that will be purchased by a by a male for a female to wear on a specific night, but found to be pointless by the male because it will undoubtedly be coming off anyways after roughly 2-7 mins and wind up around said females ankle

dude, katie wants me to go to victoria secret and get her something for friday night, but im not gonna spend all that money on ankle lingerie!

by halestone15 March 3, 2009

Newsfeed linger

when something is posted on facebook and nothing else is posted for a while

Jeremy: Dude did you see what Laura posted on Rory's wall?

Matt: Yeah, man, it was a newsfeed linger

by rorydelaplongthrowsociety January 25, 2011

Lingerism

The art of taking an idiom or a commonly known expression and inverting or twisting it so that the message is still comprehended, but the words are jumbled or nonsensical.

Lingerisms:

1. It´s like taking kids from candy.
2. That will sink like a led balloon.

by Prince Dahlwester June 30, 2012

lingerbutt

Adjective. The vague, uncomfortable feeling one gets from sitting on a reecently vacated toilet seat that is still warm.

"man, I really need to go to the bathroom! But I don't want that nast chicks lingerbutt!"

by Nikinack January 13, 2009

Texas Lingerie

A very specific type of lingerie found to be very attractive to Texan males.

Consists of cotton panties, a tight t-shirt (preferably white in color), and no bra.

"Forget about lace and thongs, I like my girl wearing Texas Lingerie!"

by K-C- March 21, 2007

Lingery

Pronunciation: Linger-"E".

Verb: to use a word incorrectly, through misspelling or mispronunciation, in a way that makes the sentence hilarious, and the speaker look foolish.

Origin Myth:
A student read the french word "Lingerie", and asked his friends out loud, "Hey guys, what's lingery?"

A: "By doing that, you've now set a president for the future"
B: "Oh man, you totally lingeried, you mean precedent"

A: "Hey guys, what's a pav-a-lon?"
B: "You mean pavilion? Lingery much?"

A: "You totally have a stye, S-Y-E"
B: "I would say you lingeried, but I'm not even sure if that describes what just happened"

by thuankieu January 21, 2011