Limpotence

Adj. /‘limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples

My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, It’s always just precum. I think he has limpotence

by Sissy words of wisdom May 7, 2021

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Limpton

A bailer, someone who is disliked in the local community, or has failed to complete an assigned task.

Ryan: Whoa budzo that joe really is a LIMPTON!
Jason: Far out! he bailed last night, he really went Limpton on us!

by hosio March 16, 2009

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Lumpet

The practice of putting once lips on a pair of labias, following a buzzing noise to create a sound similar to the trumpet. Sounds may be similar to that of a folded leaf whistle, but with the added sound effects of wetness.

Richard: Hey Max i had such a great time Lumpeting you last night.

Max: Oh no problem you can lumpet me anytime.

Richard: Really? How about tommorow?

Max: Sure babe just meet me by my house.

by DJuicer May 22, 2010

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Limpeklimpe

General term for a lead moderator.

Wow, that Limpeklimpe is doing a really good job moderating!

by DaCuteRaccoon June 12, 2021

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lömpete

Lömpete, When your head and body get all slow and you feel tired because all the milk products you used drank or eated.

Jesus -i will drink that milk now.
marias- NAw shit nigga you will just get so lömpete.

Nigga, you high or wat?
No man, I just drank too much milk, I'm lömpete.

by jesus soulmolester February 8, 2013

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