DaCuteRaccoon's definitions

ryanair

The last flight of your life.

Bob: I will fly to Dublin on Ryanair!
Mary: Farewell, bob.
Bob: Bye, Mary. Hope to see you in the afterlife.
Mary: Thank you, Bob, consider using Ryanair to see me sooner!

Context: Bob is Mary's husband

by DaCuteRaccoon November 20, 2023

.

The thing you search for to get to the dark side of YouTube

Person 1: What the fuck are you watching bro?
Person 2: Nothing much, just the dark Russian and Arabic side of YouTube...

by DaCuteRaccoon January 18, 2022

hopper

Either the shitter that got plugged or Jim Hopper (Stranger Things™℠®©℗Ⓟⓤⓚ)

I plugged the hopper
SPOILER: Hopper didn't die in the last episode of season 4

by DaCuteRaccoon January 18, 2022

ass

a donkey i think

I left the door open and my ass ate all my cocks...

by DaCuteRaccoon January 18, 2022

sinep

Mustard backwards in Estonian (not to be confused with sinnep for Icelandic)

Joe: I love the taste of sinep! (Estonian: Ma armastan peenise maitset; Icelandic: Ég elska bragðið af typpinu)

by DaCuteRaccoon January 18, 2022

ZnVjaw==

fuck in base64 (case sensitive, lowercase)

ZnVjaw== me in my ass

by DaCuteRaccoon January 19, 2022

shitfuck

A sex game, personally my favorite:

1. Get as many men as you can
2. Have all the men sit in a circle
3. All the woman shit on the men's dicks until they start to cum
4. After a while, the men fling their cocks and the person who flings the shit highest gets to fuck any women of his choice

There's also a version of this with women, so they don't miss out on fucking someone of their choice!

I just won the shitfuck hosted at Penis High, I got to choose my sexy gf and fuck her in the ass and i cummed so much ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by DaCuteRaccoon January 19, 2022