DaCuteRaccoon's definitions

ryanair

The last flight of your life.

Bob: I will fly to Dublin on Ryanair!
Mary: Farewell, bob.
Bob: Bye, Mary. Hope to see you in the afterlife.
Mary: Thank you, Bob, consider using Ryanair to see me sooner!

Context: Bob is Mary's husband

by DaCuteRaccoon November 20, 2023

standoffish

A stand, typically made of Plutonium-238, with a lead plating on the outside, that has goldfish (the snack, not real fish) on it. It is used to poison little kids.

Imma poison the kid with a standoffish.

by DaCuteRaccoon November 29, 2021

.

The thing you search for to get to the dark side of YouTube

Person 1: What the fuck are you watching bro?
Person 2: Nothing much, just the dark Russian and Arabic side of YouTube...

by DaCuteRaccoon January 18, 2022

hopper

Either the shitter that got plugged or Jim Hopper (Stranger Things™℠®©℗Ⓟⓤⓚ)

I plugged the hopper
SPOILER: Hopper didn't die in the last episode of season 4

by DaCuteRaccoon January 18, 2022

ass

a donkey i think

I left the door open and my ass ate all my cocks...

by DaCuteRaccoon January 18, 2022

sinep

Mustard backwards in Estonian (not to be confused with sinnep for Icelandic)

Joe: I love the taste of sinep! (Estonian: Ma armastan peenise maitset; Icelandic: Ég elska bragðið af typpinu)

by DaCuteRaccoon January 18, 2022

ZnVjaw==

fuck in base64 (case sensitive, lowercase)

ZnVjaw== me in my ass

by DaCuteRaccoon January 19, 2022