_lightningblade_

one of the best anime TikTok content you could ask for 11/10 obsessed with mikasa and armin, also a fellow mutual 😩

Me: Hey have you heard about _lightningblade_?

You: yeah he seggsy af

by mutuallz March 2, 2021

lightning bolt

When two shockers are given simultaniously in an x pattern across the chest.

"Dude, yesterday i picked up thses two chicks and gave them a lightning bolt. Four in the pink, two in the stink." Billy the hobo

by The Man Papa Smurf January 10, 2006

Lightning Bolt

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.

<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.

by Carzand December 14, 2008

LightningWolf

He is just an awesome Minecraft player and a good person

Used in convo ''Lite''
LightningWolf is his full name

by Warhero September 5, 2016

lightningboltalighto

A lightningboltalighto is a lightning bolt that hit's a European person at the speed of exactly 2 miles per hour.

Miles was hit by a lightningboltalighto

by New Words for You November 15, 2022

Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016

jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016