lesbaterian

noun.
describing a girl who has a manish haircut and masculine clothing making her look like a protestant lesbian

Bronagh looks like a proper lesbaterian in that shirt

by Stroove May 24, 2011

lesbitarian

one who eats lesbians, specifically those who have never once had a live man's penis inside of her.

No Tanya, I will not put on my muff-diving goggles. You used to have a boyfriend. I'm lesbitarian.

by Sally Simpkins December 2, 2010

lesbaterian

A trail mix-eating, Berkeley-living, Subaru wagon-driving, Birkenstock-wearing, organic food-promoting, protest-organizing, muff-diving, softball-playing, Harley-riding, toolbelt-wearing, gun-toting, yoga-teaching, vegan-cooking, demonstration-marching, Peet's-working, man-hating, cunty-toned, control-freak lesbian.

I said "what's up, coach" to the lesbaterian riding her Harly to softball practice in Berkely. She snarled back, with a cunty-toned excuse for a "hello."

by RLp June 24, 2005

Lesbarian

An ugly lesbian librarian, who when a girl and or women asks for help finding a book, she is completely unhelpful, usless, and would rather stare at her breasts, then do her job.

Girl: Hi! Can you help me find a book on incest in Hamlet?
Lesbarian: Umm.... :::Stares at nice breasts:::

by Honker Jones April 8, 2008

Lesbiterian

Someone who is a lesbian and a vegetarian

She is a Lesbiterian

by Framie December 15, 2019

lesbitarian

Joking name for Unitarians. This "religion" is split evenly by gender, but their actions embody the lesbian spirit. Churchgoers roll up in their Subaru/Volvo wagons wearing flannel after eating large bowls of granola.

Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.

Where is that flotilla of station wagons full of flannel shirt-wearers going?

They're late for Lesbitarian church.

by TreeWeezel September 2, 2011

Lesbitarian

Someone who only eats lesbian pussy

I'm a strict vagitarian! I used to be dude, but then I realized what some of those are injected with, and decidided to go pure Lesbitarian

by Old Grey Beard February 5, 2010