luposlipaphobia

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table whilst wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.

As the dogs approached little Matty, it re-kindled his luposlipaphobia, as he sat at the table in his new fluffy warm socks.

by DJ August 19, 2004

leprosy bread

When you burn bread to the point where it has somehow contracted leprosy.

Enjoy your future leprosy breads!

by leprosycooker86753o9 June 16, 2018

Lepontic

An ancient P-Celtic language spoken by the Leponti in modern N. Italy.

Lepontic, Gaulish, Noric and Galatian are P-Celtic languages.

by GalaicoWarrior May 22, 2010

Leosexual

When you're only attracted to people under 25.

"You're getting divorced again?". "Yeah lad, i'm a leosexual, she's getting too old for me."

by RAWWWBERRY December 5, 2022

Lempos

The title "Lempos" originates from Ancient Cyprus and was inherited by the priviliged family of Lempious, because of the unfortunate birth of their first offspring with turtle-like features, which occured in the village of Lempa, Cyprus. It refers to the subtle art of being a turtle-like creature.

You are such a Lempos, that your parents admitted you being ugly.

by Palavrakis April 12, 2022

cyber leprosy

a condition you have when your friends do not return your emails, instant messages, or texts.

I have sent a dozen emails to my best friend and she won't respond. I think I have cyber leprosy.

by Lady Cupcake June 15, 2009

Turn her back into legos

Though loosely defined, the term is thought to contain some sexual connotation.

Dylan, turn her back into legos!

by Wussup October 9, 2019