Left

What your dad did when he saw you being birthed.

Yeah, my dad left me.

by Sir Dr. Shitface December 24, 2018

The Left

a group of people who want to take away your penis

Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!

by anonym0u$e November 27, 2022

left it

The ancient art of excreting solid waste and then leaving the toilet unflushed.
Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'

Awwww damn! Who left it? This thing is almost a foot long! Dude! You reek!

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

Left

Left is the opposite of right.

Left must be wrong, right?

by TJAuto December 14, 2010

to the left

From Beyonce's "Irreplaceable",

1.) Dismissed, dumped, broke off

2.) "Step aside," as in when a person is dumped: means to get out of one's face and life so that a new partner can be established.

3.) Indicating where the door is located, even if it is not actually located to the left -- "To the left" indicates that your exit is expected right fucking now.

BF: Baby, it wasn't me with that girl!
GF: Ain't got time for your excuses, playa.... to the left.

by Sugarfoot December 9, 2008

Left

Shorter version of saying "out of left field". Slang meaning "unexpectedly", "odd", or "strange".

Person 1: Hey, good morning.
Person 2: Hi. Good morning to you, too. Do you ever think about how we're all going to die.
Person 1: That was fucking left- uh, okay.

by gdnottherealdragon April 11, 2019

lefted

Termination of employment, to be fired. Politically correct propaganda for a dismissal.

The all employees email comes out...

"After years of dedicated service, we would like to let you all know that Bob Jones has left Gigantocorp...effective immediately."

Everybody in the business knows that Bob didn't leave, he was lefted.

Where has Jim been? Oh, Jim got lefted last week, didn't you see the email?

by kingsqueak September 10, 2009