leotarded

being retarded in a leotard

dude, when you went running through walmart in the one-piece spandex dance uniform, it was so leotarded, it was HILARIOUS.

by heebs December 9, 2008

liptarded

Someone who has been too excited to be able to form a "coheirant sentance" since the day he decided to run for the Republican nomination for President.

He was so liptarded that no one in Congress could ever understand how a single one of his policies made any sense.

by EpitohmofHiperbowle January 19, 2017

libtarded

to get screwed over by a liberal who follows liberal tyrant policies

i can't believe you reported me to the school for a covid exposure and now i need to self quarantine. we didn't even hang out. i got libtarded:(.

by libblover111 December 5, 2020

Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by Nerissa Stewart August 31, 2008

lanetarded

Drivers who, when there are two turn lanes for the same turning direction available, fill up only one of the two turn lanes, thereby making turning impossible for everyone who needs to turn while the light is still green - or yellow.

I had to turn left to get to Target, and all these lanetarded people choked up the turn lanes and forced me to drive on the median to make the light!

by Drive Right1 March 31, 2009

Litarded

When you say something so fucking stupid not even retarded can describe how dumb it is

Hey what’s going on- Gary

Oh holykenobi said some transphobic shit- Larry

It’s like when a teen thinks he might be gay but instead of gay it’s transphobic- holyKenobi

“Later that day” god I’m litarded

by holykenobi December 21, 2020

Loptarded

Something that is tilted and or uneven

Dude, that guy's cock is so loptarded u know he aint got no bitch!

by Kitty69 November 13, 2004