Law

Another name for the cops

Yo, watch out for the law

by Brath November 6, 2004

laws

A shortened exclamation of Lord, Lordy, oh Lord and good Lord.

"Laws, that's a big cat"

Rob - "You stepped in dog poop."
Mom Mom Williams - "Laws"

by Rob's Mom Mom Williams January 10, 2005

The Law

The name for a dickhead, who thinks they're enforcement for a certain shop or area. "The Law" is used as a Title.

That guy, who works in Poundland stocking shelves, The Law is a right dickhead. Kicked me and my mates out for talking too loud at lunch.

by ScreaminChaos March 1, 2018

in-lawed

When your in-laws come to stay for a weekend but stay significantly longer.

John: Holy crap dude, you look like you are in misery. Is everything ok?

Jim: I am so in-lawed, my wife's parents came to stay for a weekend 3 weeks ago, and still haven't left. I may never have the crapper to myself again, let alone watch what I want to on my TV. Misery is right.

by Stoolie May 30, 2014

law

How societies define what is acceptable and unacceptable conduct.

You, sir, have committed an act that our society disapproves of. You have broken the law and will pay, sir!

by BrianBbbbbb November 3, 2006

In laws

When a married man visits his wife’s family and it feels like prison during the visit

Marcus: so I went to see my in laws with my wife
Harold: oh how was it?
Marcus: I never wanna go back

by Kidswillbekids May 16, 2019

The Law

Name for a penis. Used solely for the purpose of being able to say that one is about to "lay down The Law" instead of "have sex". Accredited to Patrick of the Ace Deuce in 2008.

Hey man what did you do last night?

Well, I laid down The Law with some chick...if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*

by youknowme... December 7, 2009