Laurent 

Laurent is the nicest guy that happens to stumble into your life. He makes you laugh like crazy. Laurent has such a hot style. He is great at sport because he watches every type of sport. He will teach you to play football in the rain. Laurent has the biggest heart and is always has an ear open. Laurent can’t sit still and probably has ADHD. He has seen pretty much every series on Netflix. Laurent is a genuinely nice and trustworthy guy, Laurent is really hot and has the best hair.

He is so hot and good looking he must be a Laurent.

Laurent by Athensgal85642 January 6, 2022

Laurent 

A hella bisexual polarbear 🤣

Did you know Laurent's are almost extinct from hooking up with the same sex to often.

Laurent by Smart Guadalupe June 10, 2022

Laurent 

A person who exists but rarely leaves their cave (home), often leading a reclusive lifestyle, and is easily agitated, much like a wild animal.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you coming to the bbq?

Guy 2: Naaaa man, I have something.

Guy 1: C'mon buddy...don't be a Laurent

Laurent by Rastafarian man November 7, 2023

Laurent 

A person who is typically gay and unsure about his own appearence. He mostly wear outfits, which define his gayness moreover his attraction to objects. He probably turned this way, because his first gf broke up with him through a letter and his second gf was not satisfied by his 2 inch cock.

You see that guy over there?

-yeah?
-He is such a Laurent.

Laurent by TheLom January 31, 2024

Laurent Shark 

A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark

A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark. This type of LAURANT is always the funny guy at parties. Wonder why he went in the pool at a party for over 2 hours with some fish called Elise? Wonder no more, we've found out that he's actually a Shark, and this brings us to the conclusion that he belongs in a pool. For those who just aren't quite familiar with his delivery, just leave this page because you just won't get it.

Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!

Laurent Shark by Madame Renaud December 1, 2019

Laurent Klenja 

A Snapchat Lens Creator with over 30 effects+ effects he published and put out during the past year.

“ Aye man did you use Laurent Klenja’s new effect?

Laurent Klenja by Mariana Henti August 9, 2021

Laurent Koscielny 

the second most useless soccer player in the world. In one word, Shit.

You're such an awful player dude, Laurent Koscielny could kick your butt.

Laurent Koscielny by crapmachine5000 August 26, 2011