Lactard

Someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence

"Meg, just take a sip of this milk"
"I already told you, I can't, I'm a lactard"

by jake826 May 6, 2006

Laxtard

A screwup, to make a mistake due to incompetence

I hate working with Mark, he is such a laxtard

by Djl490 April 7, 2020

Lactard

one who is lactose intolerant and receives constant mocking form their friends for it. Lactard

When I eat dairy it explodes out of my ass. I am a Lactard

by halflactarded September 1, 2009

Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by miss_niss July 29, 2008

lactard

a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products

cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits

by locket September 8, 2006

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.

Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.

by Daisy Face May 9, 2007

larktard

A "larktard" is somone who plays runescape and is a major noob and or retarded.

Pker 4 666: Wow your larktarded Dr Jet 2
Dr Jet 2: Shuttup noob

by Dr Jet 2 November 24, 2006