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lardophiliac

someone who fucks a fat person, hence, the "lard" in lardophiliac.
natalie: hey look at stacyyyyy
nessa: u showed me her already.... DAMN SHE'S SO FAT!
natalie: i know<3
nessa: eww u freak! you're SUCH a lardophiliac
by nessaNOOB October 9, 2008
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Mar-a-Lardo

The Florida home of disgraced former President. It gets its name from the prominent lard-ass of the scoundrel who calls it home.
While searching Mar-a-Lardo for top secret documents the FBI had to wade through rooms littered with Big Mac wrappers and empty Diet Coke cans. The stench was so powerful the agents had to don gas-masks.
by LaughingAloud August 18, 2022
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Landon James Sweatman

A word to describe someone with no friends who deserves to die, in hell.
Yeah, Brandon’s a bit of a Landon James Sweatman
by jedgard October 15, 2021
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Daniel Larson

Daniel Larson, often referred to as 'Mr. President', is a celebrity who works multiple jobs in the entertainment field while also updating his fans on tiktok with his current life situations. He is also currently dating Grace Vanderwaal (someone who is also working in the entertainment field).

His current jobs: Singer-songwriter, actor, and fashion model.

(some of) His phrases: currently, stay tuned, ceel, *anything mentioning his multiple cashapp accounts*, *anything about grace vanderwaal*, and many more including "his" brand called STD soaps.

Daniel also tends to have different eras. One of the most recent ones is "the institution/mental hospital" era in which Larson had told his fans that he was going to the hospital to see his mentor, but a day or so later, he was admitted into what we can only assume is a psychiatric hospital. He was placed on a hold/lockdown which many of his fans assume was a 5150.

He often complains about his care providers and how they usually only feed him (kraft?) macaroni and cheese.

Stay tuned, folks.
Person 1: Did you see daniel larson's new video?
Person 2: Yeah, we should probably donate to his cash app sometime soon.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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Landonize

contamination, corruption, or degradation due to an attempt to make an issue or object better.
The website used to work but then you had to landonize it.
by SpaceCadet90210 September 14, 2009
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lard on

The state of arousal felt by a fat person when they near a pie shop, burger bar or other food outlet.
Jono was doing so well, but as he passed Greggs, he got such an uncontrollable lard on that he simply had to rush inside and buy four steak slices, three pasties and a bag of doughnuts. The twat.
by Westy1980 August 18, 2006
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Dirty Landon

When you chug a Captain and Coke and post a dick pic online and get banned.
Friend 1: bro, haven’t seen you post anything online lately.
Friend 2: yeah, they busted me for pulling a dirty Landon, so I’ve been banned.
Friend 1: damn bro, that sucks.
by Dhayes213 March 31, 2020
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