Laptoparotomy

When you become so enraged with yourself or another you consider performing violent brain surgery with a piece of portable technology (eg. Laptop). Usually in relation to incompetence.

"They are so incompetent I've considered going to their office to give them a laptoparotomy "

by Notherthing August 24, 2018

laptoppy

To be laptoppy is to want to be on your laptop 24-7 like an addict to the laptop. The laptop has basically become part of you, hence laptoppy.

If the laptop was not part of you, you would not be laptoppy.
If you are at one with the laptop, you have become laptoppy in laptopia.

OMG everyone is drunk so she is going to go be all laptoppy cos she has no one to talk to.

WTF mate.

by i2k May 7, 2008

laptopfreak

To stalk a certain Xanga user

I love that laptopfreak; Justin!

by Stalking One May 3, 2005

Laptopping

Performing a sex act upon a person whilst they are using a laptop computer (this may or may not actually be on their lap). Popular activities include facebook and browsing urban dictionary.

Hey look, Jack is totally Laptopping Sarah.

I really wish someone was laptopping me whilst writing this, but I have a desktop pc.

by Redwall II May 4, 2010

laptopers

Single people that sit sagely for an hours in cafés with their macbooks. Sometimes they are working indeed. But more often «they want to see people and they want to see life». L. are hated by other part of café visitors, who wants to have a short coffee break and then move on. Not infrequently, after a successful table capture the latter part mystically transforms into the former one.

- These damned laptopers again occupied all the seats in the café!

by Dipturdarian December 12, 2013

Lap Topper

A girl who can't stop or is always giving lap dances

OMG that girl gets around so much. Man she is a lap topper

by Mr.Goatheadboy January 4, 2019

Laptopping

When you sit on someone's lap until you get uncomfortably warm

We weren't having sex I was just laptopping her

by Definedgarrot November 20, 2016