Girl language

I’m fine : she’s not fine
It’s whatever : definitely a big deal
Leave me alone : comfort her (unless she seems legitimately mad) in that case give her a little space
I love you : say it back to her idiot
I’m cold : give her your sweatshirt/jacket
Heyyy : she’s interested
It’s ok : not ok dude not ok never do it again
I look so ugly : COMPLIMENT HER AND SAY SHE’S NOT
I’m fat : COMLIMENT THE SHIT OUTTA HER
I don’t want to : STAWP she doesn’t want to... Give up my dude
*texts you alot* : respond asap she likes you brother
*ignores you* : give her some attention we love it
*smiles everytime you make eyecontact* : go get your girl

Ps. Say “beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, perfect, cute” NOT “thicc, sexy”

Her: I love you
Him: I love you too

Her: I’m so ugly
Him: No your not...don’t put yourself down like that...i think your beautiful

(Bam! Girl language decoded)

by I👏🏼AM👏🏼CRINGY👏🏼 October 10, 2018

Lanque Bombyx

The first canon transgender troll introduced to the Homestuck fandom. Is the best boy, by far.

Lanque Bombyx sure has killer makeup.

by uncannyRequiem June 14, 2018

Language Kink

When someone is turned on by being spoken to (usually in a sexual way) in a foreign language.

"What's one of your weirdest kinks?"
"I have a huge language kink"

by alienfuckerr May 16, 2016

Omegle language

Omegle words
M14 for example, means the user is a male and is 14 years old
F18 means they are a female and is 18 years old
To use: (genderif you’re trans add a “t” in front of your preferred gender; age)

To use Omegle Language, you must first add gender and then your age.

by Sam1d September 29, 2019

ap language and composition

the worst goddang class you will ever take where syntax is freaking everywhere and yet you still dont understand what it means. it tortures the mind and ruptures your soul by its never ending annotations on pointless readings that no one ever actually cares about.

Hey whatd you do in ap language and composition today?

We learned about the what alliteration, hyperbole, simile, metaphor, syntax, syllogism, and enthymeme were and how they effectively pertain to real life situations.

by MercAntile November 7, 2013

LanSchool

A Remote Administration Tool, better known as spyware, made by Lenovo. It has a nasty habit of tricking schools into trusting it, only for it to embed into signed-in Google Chrome sessions, making it impossible to remove, while it stores everything you type and search. Easily circumvented by disconnecting from the internet.

LanSchool is on, I can see what you are doing.

by BlazeFrag_ October 24, 2017

Lanson

a very tall guy with a hot body but can also be shy

that tall dude over there is a lanson

by azngurlz December 31, 2010