I’m fine : she’s not fine
It’s whatever : definitely a big deal
Leave me alone : comfort her (unless she seems legitimately mad) in that case give her a little space
I love you : say it back to her idiot
I’m cold : give her your sweatshirt/jacket
Heyyy : she’s interested
It’s ok : not ok dude not ok never do it again
I look so ugly : COMPLIMENT HER AND SAY SHE’S NOT
I’m fat : COMLIMENT THE SHIT OUTTA HER
I don’t want to : STAWP she doesn’t want to... Give up my dude
*texts you alot* : respond asap she likes you brother
*ignores you* : give her some attention we love it
*smiles everytime you make eyecontact* : go get your girl

Ps. Say “beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, perfect, cute” NOT “thicc, sexy”
Her: I love you
Him: I love you too

Her: I’m so ugly
Him: No your not...don’t put yourself down like that...i think your beautiful

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when a girl says and what it means...

maybe later = she is not interested
I'm cold= give her your jacket or give her a hug this is like her permission for you to move closer.
oh ok= you did something wrong

I'm fine= give her a tight hug and say when you want to talk about it i'm here and just hug her in silence

If you don't know what restaurant to bring her to on a date, don't ask her where she wants to go, ask her where she thinks you are taking her, her first guess take her there.

If you don't know what she likes in a guy ask her what her favorite romantic book is. go read it and the guy in the book is most likely what she likes that book is where you get your pointers

One thing girls love is when you are open and honest with them.

Just be a gentleman and be friends with her family it is the best way to her heart.
Boy: I really like her but I don't think she likes me what do I do?
Boy2: I don't know go look it up on the Urban Dictionary or something.
Boy: ok maybe i can learn some girl language
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