landsdown girl

a beastly girl who is massive that grunts alot and looks like she can squash you in one step... she also enjoys playing vollyball..!

beastly volly ball landsdown girl

by mellybellyappleworks April 18, 2010

landshark

a policing nickname for a police dog, usually of a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois type due to their large teeth and tendency to bit people.

Release the landsharks!

by 8510pm November 1, 2018

Landshark

A shark thats swims in the gorund and chases you into the water, where there are normal sharks. So basically if you see a landshark you are 100% fucked in the anus.

Kate-"Run Betty! There's a landshark and it's going to chase us into the water!"
Betty-"Kate, there are sharks in the water and they look mad!"
Kate-"Looks like were 100% fucked in the anus!"

by L33isB345T November 8, 2009

landshark

The state of being way to epic, brutal, legit, or un-pwnable. Typically a 'baby eater' or one who 'eats babies'

I am a landshark, and do you know what landsharks do? eat babies

by landsharkcobra August 19, 2009

Landsdownesyndrome

When one suffers the deficiency of being from Landsdowne Ontario .

You have to forgive my friend ...he has landsdownesyndrome

by Gymnasttights May 22, 2018

Landhoe

Secret name for the best person ever. landhoe is an amazing friend and songwriter. Landhoe will always be at the top and can jam to 90’s and early 00’s bops. He may have liked cats bottoms but that’s in the past and we’ve moved past it. Science teachers love him. He’s had his ups and his downs with his brows but they now look poppin. He tried having a rap career as “lil clementine” but now he’s in a band that has gone platinum twice with their hit song, “fire escape”. If you ever have a landhoe in your life, keep him cause he’s a blessing in a bottle.

Angus: “omg, is that landhoe over there?”
Lil superstar: “yeah, let’s go ask for his autograph.”

by Lilloopy August 5, 2019

Landshawner

A goat that dreams to surpass the machine known as a lawnmower.

• May use a monotonous "baaaaa" during the mowing process

That dang landshawner is trying to race the lawnmower again.

by Cyanide Rose February 3, 2023