laminated book of dreams

the Argos catalogue, according to Bill Bailey

Where did you get that new coffee table from?

Ohh just picked it from the laminated book of dreams.

by wasted_fairy August 14, 2012

Laminated Toast

A piece of toast which has been laminated. Partially to help preserve the toast, but also to show off.

When the teacher asked the class if they were prepared they all took out their laminated toast.

by Ni¢k January 15, 2009

man laminate

The white, viscous fluid that arises from a mans cock end. jizz, or cock glue.

Oh shit! I've man laminated my keyboard!

by john-I February 19, 2004

laminated

(n) So drunk that one's eyes appear glassy

Me, Jack, and Frank were at this wicked rippah last weekend gettin' frickin' laminated, dude!

by Moss Herder June 5, 2014

Laminated Eddie

The Act of placing your delightful produced Scat in a plastic lamination pouch before sealing the master piece using a laminating machine. This will keep the Scat Fresh and Moist for an extended period. The Laminated Eddie can then be frozen for use at a later date.

Go and get a knife and cut open that Laminated Eddie.

by Fat Tramp AFFF September 18, 2010

lose your laminate

Refers to the evening Slash lost his tour laminate and was t bagged by Nikki Six. He was given a new tour laminate with a picture of this event.

This phrase refers to any and all drunken, sexual shenanigans, especially sex.

Room mate 1: Have fun on your date tonight, but don't lose your laminate.

Room mate 2: We'll see how it goes...

by johnnyutah21 March 1, 2011

laminated ventilated tampon

A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.

Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.

by poopsiethunderstorm December 24, 2010