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Laggot

Dude, John is such a laggot
by Kid_Kursive October 12, 2014
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lahoti

A flawless person who thinks he is the best in all matters but is the most dumbest person in the room. Thinks he can attract girls but girls do not care who the hell he is.
Hi I am an asshol

Oh you are Lahoti
by Ushshssh November 22, 2021
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LahGit

Pronunciation: Luh-Gee-it
Synonym of "Legit," Only difference is that the spelling is spelled exactly how one would pronounce it.
All time Underground West Coast/Bay Area/ SacTown Hip-Hop/Rap Artist B. Legit & up and coming Freestyle Rapper/Music/Beat Producer/ Lyricist, B. Lahgit are both from and currently resides in the West Coast, Northern section, Central Valley, What used to be known as "The City of Trees", Sacramento, the capital of the golden state, where warriors are born to be made Supreme Kings & Queens, only the Finest and Freshest would be found coming up outta this section. West Coast!
by 2LahGit2Quit February 5, 2023
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Laggot

A derogitory term used to describe someone who "lags" (is late) to an enormous, and often offensive, extent. To be considered a proper laggot, one must lag often and deeply without discrimination- in other words on the lag graph the peaks and frequency are both high, regardless of context. It's not necessary for a laggot to be unaware of their laggy behavior, but it is common for the laggot to try defending and justifying the behavior.
Wedding Officient: Where could the groom be? I guess he's late to his own wedding... weird
Bride: Just as expected, even on his wedding day he's over 2 hours late
Another 2 hours pass
Groom: Sorry about that, I lost my passport, then spilled cheese fondu on my amiri suit, then i figured might as well stop by trader joe's for snacks since it's on the way. Honestly I would have been on time but i ran into someone at TJ's who seemed to be having a tooth emergency, and being a dentist I felt obligated to help them. To be perfectly honest I didn't even think I was late- wasn't I supposed to be here just like 5-10 minutes ago? Anyway, I didn't want to get here before the wedding officient or my bride so i selflessly gave myself some buffer time... you know, i just didn't want to make anybody else look bad. The crazy thing is, ok so basically, what happened was right outside my office there was a taco stand and for some reason they couldn't understand me, even though i speak spanish- i guess they were using a different dialect, but the thing is I didn't want to pay 7 dollars for my burrito, I thought that 4.50 would be more appropriate, so i haggled a bit and thankfully i was able to finagle the burrito for free. They weren't very patient, but I think they understood spanish better I would have probably made it here on time. So yeah my bad definitely taking full responsibility, sorry everybody!
another 2 hours pass, he was at the wrong wedding
W.O.: Wow, what a laggot!
by Auhbz July 30, 2025
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Faga-lagot

A noun defined as an individual who is too busy bullying others to fixate on their own personal issues, rather than involvement in others lives.
"Listen at that faga-lagot ass shit they've just said to me, maybe I should ask if their alright."
by DeeHilarious August 27, 2022
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Faga-lagot

A noun defining an individual whom seems more interested in everything, except for themselves.
"It's very faga-lagot of you, to always wonder about me."
by DeeHilarious August 27, 2022
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