Lag

Something that happens upon people with slow connections, or idiots who don't know when to stop downloading porn.

me: Why does it lag so much? Who the $^@# is downloading porn?
some idiot: me

by Kestrel December 22, 2005

lag

A newb's excuse for getting pwned

some guy:OFMG Lag
me:STFU this is a LAN newb. I pwnt yoos.

by BullChri May 23, 2005

lag

a term from online games desciribing a problem in a game causing people or objects to "freeze" and re-apear elseware, very annoying and sometimes used as an excuse by noobs (e.g. noob just got killed so he says: "Stupid lag!!!!")

dude, this map is lagging like crazy!
man the lag is killin me!

by dadefiner December 20, 2008

No lags

When you ask someone if theyvare going to keep a promise or not.

Movies friday night, No lags though.

by Quinzelromo September 01, 2016

lag

Slowness in an online game because of a bad server, or an over-abundance of people using it.

Uber-l33t-noobzorman: "OMFG damn lag... a poring just killed me..."
Me: "dude... you just suck."

by The Ownage February 25, 2005

lagging it

Messing up in life; Failed at something very important

McCain was lagging it toward the end of the election campaign. That is why he lost

by SupermanDantheMan November 08, 2008

Lagged

A word describing the action of having been dobbed in by someone.

See that kunt over there? He lagged on me for stealing that pizza.

by Mark Walker October 06, 2007