Lagoon monster

A hideous and disgusting person

Those people all look like Lagoon Monsters!

by Guylikespieforlife December 28, 2022

The lady in the white lagoon

A group of men, circled around a girl jerking off and the last one to cum has to have sex with her with the cum from everyone else still on.

It started as a game of frosty the snowman than quickly turned into the lady in the white lagoon.

by The lady in the white lagoon December 30, 2014

Poon Lagoon

The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.

Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

or

Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon

by Joe Gadow July 24, 2008

Gaming Lagoon

A get-paid-to (GPT) website that sends you free prizes and cash by having you fill out offers and surveys.

www.gaminglagoon.com/main_homepage

Gamer 1: "I just got free Xbox live points without paying a dime!"

Gamer 2: "I just got my free 8 gb flash drive in the mail today!"

Gamer 1 and 2 in unison: "ROCK ON, GAMING LAGOON!"

by KawaiiDesuu July 24, 2009

lagoon donkey

a fucking ugly woman

shit you look like a lagoon donkey

by fwaaf September 16, 2002

Lagooninology

Lagooninology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Lagoons and all the factors that relate or contribute to an optimal Lagoonin experience. An individual must take classes at an accredited Lagooninology institution in order to obtain expertise in Lagooninology. The size and shape of the Lagoon must always be taken into account when determining a possible location for Lagoonin. The weather as well as the temperature of the water and the air must also always be updated. The depth of the Lagoon is also vital to understand. The direction and speed of the wind is also essential to understand when determining a Lagooninology rating. It is the inalienable right of every Lagooner to have an optimal Lagoonin experience.

Guy 1: Yo lets check the Lagooninology reports before choosing the right Lagoon for Lagoonin.

Guy 2: Yo lets hit up that Crystal Lagoon!! It got good ratings from Lagooninology. And its over 6 acres!!

Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!!

Girl 1: We out here! We Lagoonin!

by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

Sploosh lagoon

When your belly button is full of cum

I ended up with a big sploosh lagoon after that gang bang.

by Ashtray4 September 29, 2015