lazzed

when someone orders a piece of custom made music gear and gets screwed by the builder.

"Man you seriously got lazzed on that beta lead preamp."

"My custom guitar was such a piece of shit, I totally got lazzed"

by bassdude666 December 5, 2012

lazeroff

The worst, most potent foul-smelling fart ever.

Eddy: You've just let a lazeroff go haven't you.
Harry: Yep.
Eddy: Fucking hell mate, *opens window*.

by Eddy Wong March 21, 2008

Lääz Rockit

Formed in 1982, a hugely underrated Thrash Metal band from the Bay Area Thrash scene, they could've made it big to Testament/Exodus levels of fame, but their timing was just bad, releasing their breakthrough album in 1989, titled "Annihilation Principle", if it came out around 1986 or so, they could've been huge like the rest of the Thrash bands from that era(e.g. Slayer, Megadeth, Metallica, etc). Oh well, I still think they kick ass.

Lääz Rockit is a Thrash band that more people should know about.

by d22587 September 18, 2009

reinis lāzers

One handsome motherfucker from Latvia.

hi Reinis Lāzers!
Have you heard of that one sexy boi named Reinis Lāzers?

by Reinis Lāzers February 7, 2018

lazerbeen

Some random shit jazzmines brother made up. Bozo ass

“You know what a lazerbeen is”

by hwjaj December 11, 2021

Dr. Evil Lazer Beam

What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them.

You are such a Dr. Evil Lazer Beam

by HEEHOO BANAN July 12, 2020

lazer bear

A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.

Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.

by sean_is_a_woman September 27, 2005