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Luka Humor 

Extremely unfunny joke. Way unfunnier than a dad joke. This is a joke only a person named Luka can find funny

Also, see Pun
Luka: Tells an unfunny joke

Person: That's some Luka humor right there
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Megurine Luka 

Megurine Luka (巡音ルカ (Meh-goo-ree-neh (Loo/roo)-(kuh/kah)(Western Form. Luka Megurine)) is a Japanese VOCALOID of the VOCALOID 2 era, created by Crypton Future Media Incorporated. She has long pink hair and blue eyes and a two-piece chèuhngsāam/qípáo, accompanied by a gold brooch mimicking brass instruments as well as the circulatory organ, and she has a slim figure. Her surname, Megurine, combines the kanji 巡 (Jun (Circulate/Around)) and 音 (Oto (Sound)), and her first name, Luka, combines 流 (Nagare (Flow)) and the homonyms 歌 and 香 (Both pronounced "Ka" (Song/Scent Respectively)). This fusion of characters is meant to make "Songs to All Around the World as Scent Spreads". She is meant to give off many different types of voices (Cute, Mature, Sexy, Strong) and she is used in several genres of music. Her voice bank has had some bugs and difficulties, and she hasn't had as many improvements or additions as the other VOCALOIDs of the Character Vocal/Piapro Characters series. However, many love her beautiful voice as it is.

Trivia :

Did you know? Megurine Luka's name was originally supposed to be Hatsune Miku! But that was later given to the teal-haired cute figure many see as the face of VOCALOID, being the most popular.

Did you know? Luka can be heard in the original musical score "Arisen Anew" from a Homestuck album called AlterniaBound!

Even though Ruka is the technical Romanization of her Japanese name, her name is officially Romanized as Luka (not Ruka, or Luca).
Person 1: Who is your favourite VOCALOID?
Person 2: Mine is Megurine Luka! She sounds so pretty . She looks so cool when she plays her guitar to Leia by Yuyoyuppe!
Person 1: Same! Her outfit and style is so beautiful as well (⋈◍>◡<◍) ✧♡

The Classic Luke Holland 

This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.
Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"

coach luke 

THE unstoppable force of nature. Can beat THANOS in seconds and with the snap of his fingers, all JUUls disappear.
Can conjure a black hole with his voice, he can will interdimentional travel into existence without any effort.

He’ll also hit you with some mean fines!
Coach Luke is the most powerful being in all of the space time continuum.
coach luke by TheCoachLuke September 29, 2018

Luke Hemmings 

The eccentric cowboy of the band 5SOS, who occasionally appears in snapchat memes and forgets to wash his hair.
“You know Luke Hemmings?”

“Hell yeah! The eccentric cowboy.”
Lukasz is a Polish name pronounced Lucas.
To be a Lukasz, one has to be uber sexy and very intelligent. They are studious and helpful as well as happy and amazingly kick ass. Did I mention that Lukasz's are always sexy, gorgeous. If you are a Lukasz you always get the ladies.
Guy 1: Amy, Christine and Amanda all tried to get with him. they failed miserably
Guy 2: get at who?
Guy 1: Lukasz
Lukasz by Carrie Reed. February 22, 2009