Kukler

A skinny white dutch boy who can be seen sporting fedora hats and uses his guitar as a chick magnet to hide the fact that he has a small penis. He will lure you in with his charm, then screw you over by facebook break up.

Girl: my boyfriend just dumped me on facebook
Other Girl: oh no, was he a kukler?
Girl: yes

by kapachuu June 22, 2011

kunkletown

A small town in eastern Pennsylvania full of inbreds and rednecks. There are a lot of tractors.

"Hey, me is gonna git ya farmers tan yonder there in Kunkletown"

or

"Kunkletown is where iz frum."

by kunkletownianatheart October 1, 2009

Kunkle

A “kunkle” is a slang word for the male bulge. Similar to what you would call a woman’s “cameltoe”, except it’s intended purposes is for people with penises and/or buldges. Just like a cameltoe, it is used primarily when a bulge is very prominent with everything outlined in the article of clothing they are wearing.

1) OMG I can see your kunkle! Fix your pants please, we’re at my nephews birthday party!

2) Their kunkle was so big! I wonder how many people noticed…

3) You can totally see their kunkle in those shorts, they should dress a size up!

by milkykumquat November 7, 2022

Mister Kunkle

A thick, young, puffy man who likes to talk about weewee and trains

Mister Kunkle look a train!

“ where”

by Mr Kankle April 26, 2022

uncle kunkle

A term used when describing or identifying a child molester

"See that pervert? Totally an Uncle Kunkle."

by J46464646 May 5, 2006

Kunkle

Loser; Idoit; Somebody who knows NOTHING.

Jacob Kunkle is a Kunkle.

by Dumbbitch69 June 2, 2011

Kunkles

When you're so fat, your Knuckles can't been seen. Also, not being able to distinguish from the back of your hand and where your knuckles should be.

I got hit by that fatty's kunkles, but it didn't hurt.

by Steparin September 24, 2009