Mortal Kumbat

When near the climax of intercourse, the man pulls out and yells "FINISH HER", spits his man juice in her face, then says "Fatality". If she is a team player, she won't mind making some dying groans.

Dude, I totally owned that girl last night with Mortal Kumbat.

by Lou Kame April 8, 2009

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Kumzitz

From the Yiddish "Kum, zitz" ("Come, sit"), a relaxed gathering around a bonfire.

At the end of the hike we had a little kumzitz; no chizbatim, but the kartoshkes came out great.

by Yeoman Work April 17, 2010

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The theoretical belief in genius without evidence.
Essentially a faith based structure, the followers of kubilism believe in an ordained level of genius without any evidence of its material worth, effectiveness or even its validity.

A "Kubilist" answer to "why?" may well be "Because, I/he is a genius".

The most devout followers of Kubilism are often those in the presence of a true kubilist and not an actual "genius" themselves. The movement is know to have originated from the Asia-Minor and continues in sects across Europe, most notably Sweden and the Netherlands.

James found his beleif in Kubilism a great comfort when his pesky co workers refused to act on everything he said regardless of his track record of maiming and explosions in the workplace.

As a manager, Sue often turned to Kubilism for inspiration and comfort when giving instructions. This alowed her to instruct without having to provide evidence of knowledge.

by Spudjammer April 16, 2011

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Kambing

Indonesian for goat, that's it, nothing else, just Indonesian for goat.
A fun word to pronounce though

Look at that glorious fat kambing, I would smash it 10/10

by ReFrost July 26, 2017

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kombi

A rear-engine, rear-wheel drive layout(RR) van produced by automotive company Volkswagen from the years 1950 through to 1979. They came in many different forms (T1a being the first model and T2c being the last) ranging from 2 seater "walk-through" panel vans to 9 seater passenger vehicles. The name kombi comes from the German word "Kombinationskraftwagen" (combination vehicle), i.e. both a passenger and a cargo vehicle combined) as the rear seats could be removed or added. The earlier models had a small, upright, air-cooled engine being notoriously unreliable whilst the later models adopted a larger horizontally opposed, air cooled engine which is well known to be easy to fix and hard to break. They are generally slow to accelerate as the focus in development was not on power, but on low-end torque which has tainted the vehicle with a "slow" image. This usually leads to idiots almost killing themselves in horrible accidents whilst trying to get in front of you even though you're doing twice the speed limit yourself (slow to accelerate but a properly rebuilt T2b engine can push 170km/h). Although synonymous with weed smoking hippies many of these vehicles are bought and restored by regular people for work, camping or to be customized with sound systems, air suspension, DVD players, LCD TVs, Gaming consoles, fold out beds due to the large cabin space and relatively easy wiring diagram.

I drive a Volkswagen kombi and I don't smoke weed or give a shit about the environment.

Did you see that kombi? It had a PS3 and 6 sub-woofers in it... It's still slow as hell though.

by thegoron April 20, 2009

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