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boner kryptonite

A ugly woman, a woman so ugly your dick shrivels
by Revlic September 7, 2007
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Muslim kryptonite

a synonym for pork, used in an episode of wonder showzen where the kiddies take a tour of a meat packing plant
pig walks by ooh! look! Muslim kryptonite!
by penguinopolipitese August 4, 2006
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Pussy Kryptonite

One who always scares or creeps out the females at a said location and ruins all chances of your boys gettin some ass for the night.
by JerseyDaddy December 17, 2008
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krygy

A word to describe a person with unusually long extremities, whom also possesses many bird-like features. Most krygy are highly uncoordinated and awkward. They also enjoy consuming illegal substances.
person 1: man i need some shrooms for tonight

person 2: go talk to that krygy kid over there

person 1: who?

person 2: that guy over there with the clove cigarette and long arms
by j-sax December 21, 2010
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Kryptonite

Related to the Superman movies: Superman's weakness.The only thing that can hurt the man of steel.

My definition:

A man/woman that calls someone their Kryptonite means that they are their weakness. Someone or something they have to stay away from because they want it even though it's not good for them or will hurt them.

Someone you want but can't have can be called your Kryptonite.
-You like Jane?

-Yeah dude but I gotta stay away from her because she's got a boyfriend. She's my Kryptonite.

-I'm allergic to shrimp.It's my Kryptonite.

-You're like Kryptonite to me. I have to stay away from you.
by GuestStar December 10, 2009
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Krypto

Usualy refered to as high quality marijuana in South Florida (not sure if used in other locations)its better than regs or mids. Usualy smoked out of pieces (pipes), joints, blunts, bongs, or vaporizers. Sometimes baked into brownies, cookies, ect for oral consumption but that is usualy done with less expensive weed because the high you get from eating it is strong but after a certian point using more weed is a waste because you cant get any higher. You can usualy get an eighth for $50 or a half eighth for $25.
This party sucks, lets go smoke some krypto.
You got any krypto?
I just picked up an eighth of some good krypto.
by puttingupdeffscauseimbored January 7, 2006
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kripy

This is what people in flordia call Hydro or the really good marijuana ya know the chronic shit like that
Nah he don't smoke the krip, he doesn't want to go crazy....
by jack March 15, 2005
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