boner kryptonite

A ugly woman, a woman so ugly your dick shrivels

"That bitch is fucking boner kryptonite!"

by Revlic September 7, 2007

Muslim kryptonite

a synonym for pork, used in an episode of wonder showzen where the kiddies take a tour of a meat packing plant

pig walks by ooh! look! Muslim kryptonite!

by penguinopolipitese August 4, 2006

Pussy Kryptonite

One who always scares or creeps out the females at a said location and ruins all chances of your boys gettin some ass for the night.

That kid is the fucking pussy kryptonite.

by JerseyDaddy December 17, 2008

Kryptonite

Related to the Superman movies: Superman's weakness.The only thing that can hurt the man of steel.

My definition:

A man/woman that calls someone their Kryptonite means that they are their weakness. Someone or something they have to stay away from because they want it even though it's not good for them or will hurt them.

Someone you want but can't have can be called your Kryptonite.

-You like Jane?

-Yeah dude but I gotta stay away from her because she's got a boyfriend. She's my Kryptonite.

-I'm allergic to shrimp.It's my Kryptonite.

-You're like Kryptonite to me. I have to stay away from you.

by GuestStar December 10, 2009

Krypto

Usualy refered to as high quality marijuana in South Florida (not sure if used in other locations)its better than regs or mids. Usualy smoked out of pieces (pipes), joints, blunts, bongs, or vaporizers. Sometimes baked into brownies, cookies, ect for oral consumption but that is usualy done with less expensive weed because the high you get from eating it is strong but after a certian point using more weed is a waste because you cant get any higher. You can usualy get an eighth for $50 or a half eighth for $25.

This party sucks, lets go smoke some krypto.
You got any krypto?
I just picked up an eighth of some good krypto.

by puttingupdeffscauseimbored January 7, 2006

Nigga kryptonite

Any woman that would bring a nigga to his knees, specifically thick, big-booty white girls

Damn!! Look at dat bitch! Dats nigga kryptonite, fo real.

by DreadHawk May 31, 2015

kryptonic

1. A chick so hot she makes superman or you weak in the noggin

2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)

i was at this strip club this weekend and there was this babe who without a doubt was kryptonic...too bad she was dumb as a box o rocks

by Big BNP January 29, 2004