krump session

a gathering 4 krumpin or a battle

man imma bout 2 go hit it diz krump session man it every body gonna b amped
christ up!

by buck boy September 1, 2006

krump

A style of dancing consisting of various chest pops, stomps, and arm swings. It is used to express one's feelings towards another through dance rather than violence. Please don't confuse krumping with clown dancing.

(See krumping)

The wobble ain't no krump move!

by caroline July 7, 2005

krumpert

A man who has a impressive beard but a silent and deadly demeanor. Often alluded to being lumberjacks because of the naturally great beard and mysterious nature, and therefore great lovers; though this doesn't need to be the case.

Other uses include comparing the person to samurai and carrying "The Manslayer" as another nickname, partially because of the silent ways of the person and is hiding in the shadows symbolized by the amazing beard.

The word has no origin.

Shortened "nickname versions" include 'krump' or 'krumptarian'.

Person 1: "Hey Krump. What's up?"
Krumpert: "...."
Person 1: "That's cool."
or,
"That's a nice krumpert you've got going there."
or,
"Hide, its The Manslayer!"

by Insane2757 December 29, 2007

Krumpet

The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)

Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.

by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008

krumpt

A mental state one enters after consumption of more than their fair share of alcohol

Dick was so krumpt last night he walked home in figure 8's and slept in his yard.

by Machismo August 14, 2006

Krumpalicious

Anything or anyone sexy, delicious, or otherwise awesome.

Jerod is sooo krumpalicious.

by anonymous123451234512345 February 13, 2007

Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.

Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning

by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018