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Krumpets

Boobs, mammories, tits, chi chi's, juggs, knockers, and on and on...
"She's got some krumpets i wouldn't mind spilling my tea on."
by anti-log June 16, 2007
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krumping

A dancing style not dissimilar to how a mountain goat might react whilst undergoing extensive knee surgery. The 'krumper' experiences no pain however, unless they are skilled in the art of clowning, the audience may feel like they have just been munged.
I feel no hesitation in crowning him king of the goats, for his krumping efforts are truely supreme.
by Nathaniel88 January 5, 2009
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Krumping

The most undignified, retarded form of 'dancing' that exists. Resembles the 'krumper' possibly being electrocuted, convulsing like an epileptic or just looking like a complete twat.
Krumping: Wear some over-sized clothes, crap jewellery and try and act like the biggest fuckwit imaginable, and you are on the krump bandwagon.
by Your common sense. December 31, 2008
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krumping

1. Dancing like a fucking retard while having a live electric cable shoved up your ass.
2. A bizarre and painful form of dancing where a mental patient shakes his/her body violently after being lobotomized.
"That muthafucka be doing some mad crazy krumping while he out there holding that wire hanger in the middle of that heavy electrical storm."
by Hammerstrike July 10, 2005
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krumpet

A flower that grows in the crack of a sidewalk. The flower becomes a krumpet when it grows up through the crack. The species of flower is irrelevant.
by solidt December 9, 2009
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krumping

the act of masturbating into a public urinal
wait, wasn't jacob just krumping? wtf!
by cederic the carrot April 29, 2012
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krumpitbum

Slang term derived from the words "krumpit" and "bum". Refering to a lazy person who lays about until days end.
She doesn't date krumpitbums because it's hard to keep a clean couch.
by Atom Smash July 20, 2010
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