keaton krieger

A hot ass eighth grader who Keith Allen Sinclair fantasizes about getting in her panties while receiving head from her mom at the same time

Damn girl you're packin bood like Keaton Krieger

by Kim Jong-Dave February 4, 2018

Klinger

Klinger was a character from the television show M*A*S*H Klinger was the rank of corpral and was drafted in the army as were most other characters. While most desperately wished they could go home Klinger took it a step further and dressed like a woman, he wanted his commanding officers (col. Blake or col. Potter) to think he was crazy and give him a discharge. Klinger along with cross dressing tried other wacky things to get out of the army such as eating a jeep and trying to trick col. Potter into thinking his brothers were killed in an explosion at the Toledo Harmonica Factory. Describing someone as a Klinger is someone who uses the most ridiculous excuses to cancel plans or leave class or work.

Kid: Mom I'm really sick I have stage three Ebola cancer.
Mom: Nice try Klinger but I don't believe it and you're going to school.

by Mash4077 April 5, 2015

klinger middle school

A school located in Southampton PA full of over rated complete sluts and fuckboys. No one has a life and everyone starts drama because there lives are too boring. Also a school where you can find pregnant 14 year olds and druggies

See the girl from klinger middle school, she's a complete slut

by Paris091233 September 30, 2015

Klinger

A "Klinger" is an unattractive woman in her 40's who considers herself a cougar. You will see her in a padded bra, cleavage exposed (and sagging), at dive bars across America picking up on young, impressionable, highly intoxicated boys. The Klinger is the most dangerous of all the cougar breeds. The reason being is the delirious state of mind, thinking they are a sexy and irresistible cougar. Must always proceed with caution and a Klinger is almost always a "Double Bagger"

That was a close call Mike, thanks for saving me! I was about one beer away from going home with that Klinger. Hey Peter, that's what friends are for.

by TheMikeDavis June 29, 2011

kringen

A name for those among us who possess certain powers of awesomeness, beauty, and general badassness.

Mike: Dude, did you hear about that new girl in town?
David: Yeah man, she's a Kringen. Watch yourself.

by Curtis Lockforth April 30, 2013

Kriegerism

The act of being douchier than a douche..Most typically to the point they shave their heads and get 9-5 jobs!

Man, What happened to John???? IDK he got a job, lost all of his hair, became a total douche, and moved into a trailer....I think he may have kriegerism!

by King Ofallofus December 19, 2011

Krieger-Coble

When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman and she cums on his cock, and immediately after the female orgasm, the man removes his penis from the girls vagina then shoves it inside the girls mouth and busts his nut down her unprepared throat.

Dude, I just Krieger-Cobled this girl last night and it was a game changer!

by VanillaTrice September 29, 2017