Knob is commonly used in Britain to mean penis, so the implication of knobstand is that someone is useless, that he serves no purpose other than to support his own genitals. Not in general use but sometimes heard said by teenagers in South Manchester. A few years ago I saw it in an Australian music fanzine, but I would assume this was written by someone with connections to Northern England.
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a large male homosapien
ectomorphic body structure ( long and skinny limbs )
concave pectoral muscles
triangular shaped face
pink panther like
very unstable especially when under the influence
occasionally found with flat wet shit instead of hair
it is never seen sober but rather transforms into its alter ego Jacobus Speedstick Els
hobbies: Lineouts , wearing ridiculous hats, extra maths , wearing : jeans , plakkies , no shirt and hat
Is well-known for his bordering on retarded , senseless Facebook statii.
It once experimented with some Hydrogen Peroxide and his very own hair.(Eksperimentele foutjie)
It has been quoted saying : "I am the koos poep"
ectomorphic body structure ( long and skinny limbs )
concave pectoral muscles
triangular shaped face
pink panther like
very unstable especially when under the influence
occasionally found with flat wet shit instead of hair
it is never seen sober but rather transforms into its alter ego Jacobus Speedstick Els
hobbies: Lineouts , wearing ridiculous hats, extra maths , wearing : jeans , plakkies , no shirt and hat
Is well-known for his bordering on retarded , senseless Facebook statii.
It once experimented with some Hydrogen Peroxide and his very own hair.(Eksperimentele foutjie)
It has been quoted saying : "I am the koos poep"
Only one male specimen (the Koos Poep) has been found thus far however a female specimen with an apparent common ancestor has been spotted once at Kirsty Bouch's house.
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by yowassupbro July 31, 2011
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"I asked the customer service girl to transfer me to her supervisor, right? Huge mistake! Her supervisor ended up being a ginormous knobstacle who gleefully refused to refund my over-limit charge even though he could see that the merchant had refunded me $29.95 from the accidental overcharge that put me $4.95 over-limit in the first place!"
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Look at that bint over there, she looks like a right knobscoffer.
Hey mate, lets go out and get a couple of knobscoffers!
Do you think he's gay? He acts like a right knobscoffer!
Hey mate, lets go out and get a couple of knobscoffers!
Do you think he's gay? He acts like a right knobscoffer!
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