A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
by MisterFellow August 26, 2010
Get the Dick knobbing mug.every march 20th as celebrated in san diego is steak and knobber day. it is the opposite of valentines day for men. HE is to recieve a griled steak and knobber from wife/girlfriend. not necessarly in that order and its been told a real stud gets both at the same time.
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Honey did you know that today is march 20th, steak and knobber day? i think my wife is more excited than i am about steak and knobber day.
by Robert M Heil March 24, 2008
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Hi Im becky, do u want me to give u a slobby nobby?
Bent down and give me some of that slobby knobby.
Slobby Knobby bitches!!! line up...come slob on the knob
Bent down and give me some of that slobby knobby.
Slobby Knobby bitches!!! line up...come slob on the knob
by wilmarie sena May 29, 2008
Get the slobby knobby mug.A deviant sexual act involving the use of sinus mucus. Specifically, an individual will blow snot (mucas) from their nose on to the penis, vagina and/or anus and then masturbate, fellate or penetrate the subject using the nasal mucas as lubrication to bring the subject to climax.
Upon getting approval from his spouse to engage in Snot Knobbing...the sexual partner emptied her nasal passages (mucas) on to his genitals and proceeded to fellate him to ejaculation.
by Jocko Love November 8, 2013
Get the Snot Knobbing mug.Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
Get the Shift-Knobbing mug.the act of getting caught while beating your meat, stroking your salami, spanking your monkey, etc; then blowing your knob nectar all over the perpetrater.
Paul got caught knobbin off in the boys' room by mr J. too bad fo him, he's now got a pearl necklace.
by blumpkinsforall November 1, 2008
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