knobbin off

the act of getting caught while beating your meat, stroking your salami, spanking your monkey, etc; then blowing your knob nectar all over the perpetrater.

Paul got caught knobbin off in the boys' room by mr J. too bad fo him, he's now got a pearl necklace.

by blumpkinsforall November 1, 2008

Flag

Get the knobbin off mug.

Not Knowing

A person who simply doesn't know what's going on or being said around them.

Yeah, J.J.'s Not Knowing.

(He's the only one who has no idea what we're talking about.)

by OdontEvnGetMeStartd August 6, 2019

Flag

Get the Not Knowing mug.

Related Words

knobin • Knobin Hood • knobiness • Knobing • Door Knobin' • kfc knobing • Top-Knobing • Knobbing • knowing • knobbin

Knobnut

A tosser, a wanker , stupid fool

god did u see that guy driving like a crazy fool hes a real Knobnut

by fuckimgoodjustaskme August 9, 2008

Flag

Get the Knobnut mug.

Fort Knoxing

Breaking into Fort Knox and making away with the gold. This is a euphemism describing a Man marrying a Rich Woman for her money. Similar to Golddigger by with the gender roles reversed.

Rich woman: I hope he's not Fort Knoxing me.

by thecheesecakeman September 15, 2010

Flag

Get the Fort Knoxing mug.

Hot Knobbing

An upward motion with the hands that some DJ's make as if the knobs on their mixer are hot to the touch.

We thought the DJ was awesome until he started hot knobbing and ruined the vibe.
She thinks hot knobbing makes her a cool DJ but it just looks ridiculous.
When a pro DJ is hot knobbing you may not even notice it but when a newbie is hot knobbing he is probably not even actually changing anything.

by anonymous March 12, 2021

Flag