Knobby Knoll

Quaint beach community near ramshackle Sacket's Harbor, NY. Numerous intoxicated residents disdainfully refer to each other as "Knobby Knollers". Ostensibly organized as a condo association with the rich distinction that the various units are actually shacks relegated to a maximum size slightly smaller than half a Taco Bell. Residents lovingly refer to their uninsulated, droopy shacks as "cottages." It is mostly populated by 3rd generation ne'r-do-wells, retirees who can't see, and various self-important "mayors". Favorite past-times include patrolling for "interlopers" from the Marina, mosquito hunting, booze on the beach, beers out back, wine in the woods, Pabst on the porch, drinks on the deck, leaches on the leg, skinny dipping in the dark, bickering at beach fires, belittling those "in back", doing it on the docks, and painting seagull rock. For an adult who has stayed sober enough to remain standing, the most exciting part of the day is being blinded by the sun slipping away. For kids, the most exciting time is bed time, where they happily sleep with sand in their bed, a lovely carcinoma-inducing sunburn, and their flea-infested best doggy friend by their side. Once a year, residents celebrate "Knobby Knoll' days where they trade junk and hold a parade to mock each other's children and pets. On July 4th, many residents host illegal fireworks displays which they generally point at each others "cottages" and those residents viewing from the bank.

I strolled over to Knobby Knoll, but there were so many people passed out that I kept tripping over 'em. I had a nice time kickin' it at the white elephant until I ended up with a leach on my leg and a firecracker lodged in my posterior.

by Kickin' it Kiki November 4, 2012

Knobby Thingy

The clump of glue and excess carpet you might find on the bottom side of a carpet, before laying it.

"Holy Shit!!! There is another knobby thingy on this carpet....we need to cut it off, yo!"

by Triple L77 August 1, 2013

Knobby nuts

The medical condition of perineal, testicular scrotal irritation from the high frecquency vibrations that occurs from too many hours of riding motorcycles with knobby tires.

The motorcyclist’s scrotal edema is a classic case of knobby nuts.

by Ofashea January 8, 2022

knobby

nipples larger than twice the size of regular raisins

Wow! Mikecappa's fuck is so knobby!

by Abubutronics July 22, 2008

knobby

noun
1. A rare breed of an ape-like man. Height varies from 6'4"-6'7".

2. clumsy buffoon, e.g horrible basketball player

verb
1. to memorize cards in trivia games.

2. to be very forgetful when preparing for an event such as leaving for work or heading to a sporting event.

related forms
knobbyfest, knob goblin, rob the knob

wow, i just beat you 6-0 in a game of basketball! Your such a knobby!!!

waitress: "can i help you sir"
rob: "yes, i have a reservation for two for rob and lisa"
waitress: "will your guest be joining you later"
rob: "what do you mean?"
waitress: "well sir... your alone"
rob: "DAM IT!!! I knew i forgot something!"
waitress: "looks like you pulled a knobby!"
whole restaurant: "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

by confetti explosion May 7, 2008

Knobbly Penis

1. The first side effect of Genital Herpes

2. Small spots caused by the build up of smegma under the forskin and around the bell

3. Someone unlike and disrespected for some reason or another!

1. Oh dear, sleeping with sally has given me a knobbly penis

2. i had better take a really good shower, hopefully i can wash away my knobbly penis

3. That guys a knobbly penis, he touched my ass!

by Johno January 15, 2004

knobby cob socker

A ball sucking white woman.

"Remember that knobby cob socker from the other night? She's callin again."

by dawsdz September 9, 2004