When a dogs shit is so delicious and succulent, it’s worth a second go around. Careful for the corn kernels,
No one is quite sure what will happen to them a second time through.....
No one is quite sure what will happen to them a second time through.....
Hey man, you’re all out of dog food and you’re days from pay day.
“No sweat man! My dog loves him some Kibbles N’ Shits! Wanna go to Dave and Busters?”
“No sweat man! My dog loves him some Kibbles N’ Shits! Wanna go to Dave and Busters?”
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Kibblesworth (n.) The footling amount of money by which the price of a given article in a shop is less than a sensible number, in a vain hope that at least one idiot will think it cheap.Nov 5, 2011
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Get the Mr kibbles mug.The residue of shit left on a girls ass if she doesn't wipe properly. It usually ends up on your dick when you fuck her in the ass.
Yo lysol ma nigga i was doin jasmine in the ass yesterday and her shit kibbles got all over my shankpiece
by Assfuvker October 8, 2009
Get the Shit kibbles mug.Kits: The male reproductive part (AKA-pennis, dick, etc).
Kibbles: The female reproductive part (AKA-vagina, pussy, box, etc).
Men have the Kits and women have the Kibbles. Time and time again the Kibbles get" toasty" and need to be "roasted." In order for the transition to take place the Kits need to get all "riled up." Once the Kits are riled up, they can proceed to roast the hell outta the Kibbles (duration of roasting varies on the Kits and the Kibbles).
Kibbles: The female reproductive part (AKA-vagina, pussy, box, etc).
Men have the Kits and women have the Kibbles. Time and time again the Kibbles get" toasty" and need to be "roasted." In order for the transition to take place the Kits need to get all "riled up." Once the Kits are riled up, they can proceed to roast the hell outta the Kibbles (duration of roasting varies on the Kits and the Kibbles).
Example 1)
Frank: Bro I need to roast some kibbles real soon.
Brad: Well my man, in order to do that you gotta get your kits all riled up.
Frank: Very true, all I have to do is find some toasty kibbles in needing of a good roast!
Brad: It is the natural course of Kits and Kibbles
Examples 2)
Kayla: I really hope we find some cute guys at the bar tonight. My kibbles are so toasty it is ridiculous!
Taylor: OMG! Same here! At this point I don't even care who he is. Just as long as his kits are riled up then he can roast me for as loooong as he wants!
Kayla: Well, I mean, he has to be somewhat good looking, but I can't emphasize that any more than you did. Any guy who can thoroughly roast my kibbles will have me toasty all the time!
Frank: Bro I need to roast some kibbles real soon.
Brad: Well my man, in order to do that you gotta get your kits all riled up.
Frank: Very true, all I have to do is find some toasty kibbles in needing of a good roast!
Brad: It is the natural course of Kits and Kibbles
Examples 2)
Kayla: I really hope we find some cute guys at the bar tonight. My kibbles are so toasty it is ridiculous!
Taylor: OMG! Same here! At this point I don't even care who he is. Just as long as his kits are riled up then he can roast me for as loooong as he wants!
Kayla: Well, I mean, he has to be somewhat good looking, but I can't emphasize that any more than you did. Any guy who can thoroughly roast my kibbles will have me toasty all the time!
by SlamDunkOnYou August 16, 2011
Get the Kits and Kibbles mug.The act of secretly having a dog do the lap work during an oral pleasure season and taking the credit for a job well done after climax is reached.
Johnny was going down on Sussie and a sudden tounge cramp made him unable to preform. Rover was watching as usual. Johnny quitly motioned Rover under the covers were Rover proceeded to vergously lap Sussie into frothy ecstasy. Upon Sussies boisterous explosion Johnny shewed Rover away. With Sussie being none the wiser Johnny took credit for Rover's lingual prowess. Thus pulling the old Kibbles and Switch.
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