pj klinker

(noun) a poop that falls out of one's pajama leg

Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.

by whatta dame September 4, 2010

be a klondike

A good person/place/thing that radiates joy for the whole world to see.

I hate how people are so rude they should be a Klondike.

by Babycow9 July 4, 2018

klunk hat

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.

Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.

by Scott March 5, 2005

klonies

slang for prescription drug klonopin (clonazepam) a benzodiazepine

i passed out after i hit off some klonies

by nate March 18, 2005

Klunk

It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)

"You look like a pile of klunk!"

by Cold Mafia August 1, 2014

Klongus

A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.

The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.

by Klongus September 4, 2020

Klonoa

1)A cat/rabbit/skunk who has this wind ring and can hover for a short period of time.
2)Hero of some of the greatest games ever. Friendly, Caring and Daring: Klonoa will never let you down. Only Problem is that Klonoa only exists in dreams

3)A Playstation character

Klonoa is such a fun game.

by Laconic March 22, 2004