Kermold

Someone who enjoys watching another person fuck their Wife , while wearing a kermit costume.

Sheila, can you help me find my Kermit costume? Im going to need it if im going to be the best Kermold i can be.

Everyone wanted me to be a doctor , lawyer , or even an engineer; But i followed my heart and became a kermold.

I spent my life savings on lube, a frozen turd inside of a condom, and a Kermit costume, because if the markets rise or crash i will always be a kermold.

by throbbing bob bobbing June 11, 2018

go kermit sewer side

It is basically a spin off of go commit die, except this is more deadly, it reaches into your soul and hits you hard, its more destructive than jokes about dead relatives, its the best comeback

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: stfu and go kermit sewer side

by Reknios July 10, 2018

Kermiting Suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide

by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016

Salty Kermit

A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.

I gave that chick from the party a Salty Kermit, last night. She had quite a mess on her face.

by MsuButters November 25, 2014

Kermit the Frog

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true

Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet

by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018

Kermit

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself

Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?

by Zaniel December 20, 2017

klemme

Klemme is danish slang for a guy who likes other guys. Also known as a homosexual.

Guy 1: Let's have gay sex!
Guy 2: Oh! You're such a klemme.

by John Magistr May 3, 2007