kleptowhore

A (usually) female who has a tendency to acquire or possess items that does not belong the person. Basically a thieving little slut that can typically be located at your house party, local mall, etc.

"Hey man, I was at this party last weekend, and this chick tries to steal my phone!"

"Did she manage to get it?"

"Nah, I put that kleptowhore in her place."

by Eluzi0n April 12, 2016

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

by fffffffffff December 24, 2007

Train Kept a Rollin

1)The BEst song ever! A complete OMFG YOU HAVE TO COVER THIS song. Aerosmith, the Yardbirds, Metallica, and GNR have covered this song. It was written by a trio of people. Anyone can cover it.

2) A song with a beginner's riff, completely awesome for soloing on

Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
Train Kept a Rollin, all night long
and a heave,
and a Ho,

Well I'm just gonna tell her so!

by Banhammerer January 3, 2010

Kleston

An incredibly sexy female doctor.

I hope I can get this sore foot looked at by my local Kleston

by gollum007 January 20, 2014

pepto klepto

someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.

Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.

by ravencrow neversmiles May 4, 2011

Cyber kleptomaniac

An individual who is compulsively, downloading, leeching, grabbing, stealing, data of the internet.

I cannot help myselfdownloading. I am compulsively downloading all sorts of files from the internt and leeching like theres no tomorrow. I grab what I can when I can almost as if a kid in a candy shop stealing all the sweets . I am a Cyber kleptomaniac a leech, help me.

by Firmstone June 21, 2008

Klerton

Klerton is usually a person who dresses like he's in his 40's, plays the piano, refuses to cut his long hair, likes parrots and is a great friend who makes you laugh.(Keep him tight, he gives good hugs)

my best mate's name is Klerton

by Juliusus November 22, 2021