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lackhole

It's the hole where, because of a lack of interest/knowledge/sense of humor/etc from the editors, the words you try to add to urbandictionary disappear in.
OMG my definition for Urban Dictionary went into the lackhole! My life is over! I'm gonna kill myself!
by W3ird_N3rd April 21, 2011
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The Blackhole Theory

The theory that states; if a large mass of Africans are in one area at a given time the mass is so excessive that not even a white can escape from it's colossal force.
Boy 1: I'm on my way to your house. What street do you live on?
Boy 2: Well, you have to take MLK blvd to get there, but I'll tell you from there.
Boy 1: Turning around. Holy Shit...
Boy 2: Wait... Are you serious?
Boy 1: Yeah dude. No offense, but too many of 'your people' in one area can cause me to disappear off the face of the Earth. Have you never heard of The Blackhole Theory?!
Boy 2: Das Racist.
by Their Savior January 16, 2012
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blackhole vagina

a female who has used a dildo/dick so much their vagina literally resembles a black hole. also in extreme cases the vagina gains the ability to suck up all on its path.some have even reported developing teeth, this is refered to as hacunamatata syndrome
person one: " i don't use a dildo, i actually have a life."
person 2 : "oh no you don't blackhole vagina!"
by technosquid November 22, 2009
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Slackhole

Someone who engages in asshole-like behaviour, not through malice or any intentional act, but simply through indifference and lack of any action. Slackholes are so self absorbed with their own invented problems and excuses for their own inaction, they don't realize that their lack of action has an effect on other people.
I have 6 able bodied students who live next door to me. When it snows, they never shovel our shared walk. When they see me doing it, they don't say thank you and don't offer to help. They don't shovel their sidewalk and my daughter slipped and fell on the ice that formed as a result.

When I asked them to shovel their walk, they claimed they had no shovel. When I said they could borrow mine, they said they "didn't want to. They just wanted to live there, crash, and do as little as possible".

What a bunch of slackholes.

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by CitizenA February 22, 2011
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Blackhole sun

The act of quickly straddling a sunbather’s face whilst spreading your asscheeks and placing your b-hole on the unsuspecting sunbather’s nose.
Ken was catching some rays and I couldn’t help to provide him with a Blackhole sun.
by French tickler April 11, 2023
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drooping blackhole

When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging layer of excess skin
awe jees her bellybotton was full of my load last night, cuz I missed her vagine, and landed it in her drooping blackhole
by Chris13 February 6, 2008
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Blackhole

A girl who's vag is SO wide and SO deep you can't see the end of it. Nothing can escape it
Matt " dude I so wanna bang that lyssa girl, I heard she'll bang anyone"

Friend " dude don't that girls a blackhole! If you value your manhood don't go near that shit!"
by ShawtyIsA10 September 11, 2010
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