Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007
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The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking
Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.
I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.
I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.
by Careful Casey January 26, 2014
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Josh: It's not my fault, I didn't know there was hole in the condom! It's her child anyway, her responsibility. I never asked for it.
Lison: Dude, you left her to her fate and won't take any responsibility. You are being a horrible kackbus!
Lison: Dude, you left her to her fate and won't take any responsibility. You are being a horrible kackbus!
by Pattorn November 3, 2020
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Person A: Are you going to Klockbacken next week?
Person B: I might, but I do not want to anger Kevin almighty...
Person A: I got his approval, we can both go!
Person B: I might, but I do not want to anger Kevin almighty...
Person A: I got his approval, we can both go!
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Klarke is such a good friend
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