old knackers yard

A old women's pussy

Simon.. She alright for her age isn't she, she's giving you the eye

Mike... Your joking mate, she must be 60, I am not going up that old knackers yard

by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

Knacker Talc

Talcum powder that is used liberally around the balls / groinal area to avoid the dreaded sack rash. Can also be used whilst doing a handstand as hoop powder to create mini anal atomic mushroom clouds, as in Mr. Methane!

After an extreme shagfest, Chris said 'Pass me the knacker talc, me clems are on fire!'

In the case of hoop powder, 'Pour it down me crevis and stand clear - I'm about to let one off after eating that ninja curry last night!'

by Helmet Licker September 9, 2006

Knacker

An Irish slang term for a traveller

See that cunt there? Yeah he's a knacker and a half that lad

by Humorous Sombrero May 21, 2018

Knacker Snacker

One who enjoys sucking another persons balls. A Chode Muncher.

"By Jove Nicholls!! She was the best Knacker Snacker a gentleman could possibly ask for"!!

by Befferson 2 April 27, 2014

knacker drinking

When irish teenagers are underage and have nothing less to do they go knacker drinking this is where they buy (or some one who is over 18 buys for them) cheap alcohol (usually dutch gold or vokda) and drink it in woods or the side of the street parks are also popular.. its usually pissing rain and you go home feeling like shit and wet... but it was a night out and you dont feel the wet cause you are so drunk.. all is well until some night the gaurds catch you and you are brought home in the back of the cop car or your stomach gets pumped...

Girl 1 says to girl 2 : you goin drinkin tonight?
Girl 2 answers: yeah i will get a few cans and meet ya up the park around six... i will tell my ma im at your house ok?
Girl 1: no problem see ya then

by pennyr200 May 13, 2005

knacker sack

noun: the pouch of skin which contains the testes (or baws)

i have just caught my knacker sack in my zip & it hurts like a bastard

by wullie macd July 24, 2006

knacked

Shortened version of "knackered". When you are so knackered you don't even have the strength to say "knackered" and can only go as far as "knacked".

The wife made me work out this morning. I'm totally knacked.

by guckpup June 12, 2010