by zojo86 November 13, 2013
Get the Kitten Soft mug.Kitten Soft is defined as a person who has been pampered in the lap of luxury throughout their lives. They have not endured the hardships of financial strain or issues relating to poverty. They tend to have a more privileged, bourgeoisie, pampered, narrow and entitled perspective on the world. Furthermore; a ‘Kitten Soft’ person, tends to remain detached from issues of the “lower” socioeconomic classes in modern society.
This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.
This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.
Person one: If you are hungry, just order some lobster.
Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.
Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.
Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.
Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.
Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.
Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.
Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.
Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.
Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.
Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.
by ProfessorWebMDPHD December 29, 2020
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Also known as a "brown cat-stamp," this phrase refers to when a friend (or enemy) presses a cat's butt-hole on another person's clothes or skin.
Alan was disgusted when Mr. Niersen scooped up his kitten, and pressed her exposed kitten-anus against Alan's skin, leaving a cat-butt smell behind. Mr. Niersen had given Alan a brown kitten-stamp.
by al and sean September 9, 2010
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Get the Kitten Sip mug.same as doggy style but when the receiver likes to wear cat ears and meow/purr for you during the act.
by Alister Synari January 16, 2009
Get the kitten style mug.some one who masturbates.
along time ago in a land where we live, the catholic church said that everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten
along time ago in a land where we live, the catholic church said that everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten
guy 1: wanna go play some tennis?
guy 2: naw that hot stud across the street is going to go in the shower, i think im going to play the role of a kitten slayer
guy 2: naw that hot stud across the street is going to go in the shower, i think im going to play the role of a kitten slayer
by craigums March 6, 2005
Get the kitten slayer mug.The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.
Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.
Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.
1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.
2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight
2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight
by taytay1212 November 18, 2011
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