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Kindersexual

An alternate name for a pedophile. Pedophiles have a bad reputation and are shunned by most of society but sexualities are accepted even the most stupid ones.
Dude: Have you heard that about this kindersexual persuasion?

Also a Dude: WTF, does he like keister Kinder Fingers or something?

Dude: Nah my guy, this is just the way pedos infiltrate the LGBTQIA+ sphere.

kinderlesbos 

Two little 5-6 year old girls holding hands walking to and from school
Hey, look at those two little kinderlesbos walking home from school
kinderlesbos by --- January 24, 2005

kindersex 

well Kinder means child, so you can guess what kindersex means! lol
mr.smith has kindersex
or anti-kindersex websites (there not in english tho)
kindersex by pansyprincess April 28, 2007

Kinderference 

To aid in another's productivity by keeping their children preoccupied.
Mama ran kinderference while Daddy built the decorations for the kid's birthday party.

Kindergender 

While commonly defined as an LGBT term for pedophile, the term was actually concocted by 4chan's /pol/ board in order to make it seem like the LGBT/GSRM community harbors and encourages pedophilia, which is overwhelmingly not the case.
"Did you hear that LGBT people are trying to make pedophilia okay? They call it 'Kindergender'."
"No man, that was made up by 4chan. Being a pedophile doesn't make you LGBT, it just makes you in need of serious mental help."
Kindergender by Cygnusomega October 7, 2020

Kinderegg 

A word for a person who is Dark-haired on the outside but blonde on the inside (relating to jokes about blondes not being smart). The word comes from a German chocolate shaped like an egg that has brown chocolate on the outside and has white chocolate on the inside and comes with a small toy.(Kinder means child in german)
IB-student 1: omg that hot brunette was way more stupid than I first thought!
IB-student 2: I agree, she was a total kinderegg.