kinderæg

Its a danish word for a chocolate egg that is brown on the outside and there is white chocolate on the inside. Its used when a person acts funny, stupid or blond.

A blond chick is often "stupid" but a brunette can also be "blond" when she is a kinderæg.

Orrh, you are such a kinderæg!!

by absobloodylutely amazing October 6, 2009

Kindergender

Kindergender is someone who feels "trapped" in an adult body, but is still a kid on the inside, and therefore is attracted to other kids.

it's an excuse for pedophila

“hey, you know Brad? He told me he was kindergender”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”

by -sleepyboy February 14, 2018

Kindergender

1-Pedophilia with extra steps.
2-People who claim to be children trapped in an adult bodies and are attracted to little kids.

"Kids if a man says he is kinder-gendered, stay away from him/her."

"I knew a guy who claimed to be kindergendered, he is in jail now."

by UnhinjedTaboo December 1, 2018

kinderest

A word given to the kindest of people

Man that girl is the kinderest

by Manfany December 6, 2016

kindered spirit

A misspelling of the phrase "kindred spirit".

"We're kindered spirits."

"It's kindred..."

by purist January 8, 2006

kinderection

The pathetic excitement people (especially new parents) get discussing babies and children

Geez, did you see that suburban mom springing her huge kinderection talking about her ugly pup?

by ck7 July 9, 2006

Kindering

To share a fictional story of intercourse or to exaggerate a story that never happend

I was at the bar and a girl with huge tits was eying me all night hey bro stop kindering me

by philly543 September 11, 2016