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Keith Richards

A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.
Keith Richards, that guy that doesn't die.
by Tentacle Lovins' August 4, 2019
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Keith

Keith, a guy with strong emotions.

Someone who is there for you through everything. He's usually enclosing his feelings, until you get to know him, he's very smart, but not very determined. Usually plays video games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. His laugh and his smile could brighten your day. He can warm your heart up with his words. If it come to his significant other he treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. He's very opinionated and open. He worries alot and does everything he can to make sure you're okay. He's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith never let him go. He is far too priceless..
I love Keith.. so much..
by Whythooooooooo July 9, 2018
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The Keith Lee Effect

Popular and kind TikTok food reviewer, decider of restaurant fates.
A: "I watched Keith's video promoting small restaurant and it got pretty popular!"
B: "That's the Keith Lee effect for you."
by terribly_innaccurate March 11, 2023
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keithed

To be injured by a teamate in training.
I was running to get the ball and BAM...i got keithed :
by cantab man September 29, 2010
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Keith Haney

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.
oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!
by girlboss74 December 3, 2021
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keith moon

a sexy beast of a drummer. Keith played for The Who, often known for smashing his drumsets, passing out on stage, drinking too much, driving cars into pools, and blowing up toilets.
"Yeah, remember how Keith Moon put goldfish in his drumset?"
by Aliceness February 4, 2010
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I'm Keith Hernandez

Saying you are going to do something simply because of who you are. The highest level of self-confidence and overemphasis of your abilities.
Hernandez himself when he makes a move on Elaine in a 92 episode of Seinfeld simply because he was Keith Hernandez. Michael Jordan making 3's in Game 1 of the 1992 Finals and shrugging to the crowd. Matt Leinart slinging the ball long on 4th down against Notre Dame. An athlete especially has an "I'm Keith Hernandez" moment when he decides to do whatever he wants because of his own name and identity. Frequently used by ESPN writer Bill Simmons
by Michael Bliss December 27, 2008
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