Key Krunching

Manipulating the keyboard's numerals to write sentences in a wierd hard to read kind of way. Used mainly by computer nerds and losers with too much time on their hands.

2 guys chatting on msn:

Guy1: Hey man how are you?

Guy2: !m 0k $!tt!n @t (-)0m& \/\/@tc(-)!n9 +v, U?

Guy1: Dude I can't read whatever the hell you're trying to say, so quit Key Krunching!

by Gdogs McC January 26, 2006

Kuching

Having sex with a post op Malaysian tranny.

"Is John coming out to the bar with us tonight?"
"No, he is going to spend the night Kuching instead"

by KuchingKing October 10, 2011

kerching

The word that is still used for money - sometimes. It resembles a cash register or a fruit machine paying out the kerching.

Unfortunately some knob jockey decided that it is fun to make it into a TV show now I can't use it anymore

Taj: Kerching
Seymore: You lawnmower
Taj: You mobile phone
Seymore: You battery
Danny: You nigga
Taj + Seymore: Get that fucking honkey biatch

by Forces May 1, 2006

Kerching-ing

Kerching-ing is when you paint your dick gold, then have sex with a girl. When you're about to cum, pull out, jizz on her face, throw a load of Monopoly money at her and shout "KER-CHING!".

Also known as a dirty millionaire, or a million dollar sticky.

"Dude, I was totally kerching-ing that girl at the party last night!"

"No wonder she isn't talking to you."

by Travis-T September 10, 2012

kushing

to smoke kush

i am going kushing.

by no1asia July 6, 2019

kushing

1. The action of cudding, hugging, and being cozy.
2. The sound made by hamsters when they are very happy.

1. "My girlfriend and I were kushing last night."
2. "Hamtaro was kushing...'Kush Kush!!'"

by Hardware Hank October 29, 2005

klutching candy cane

Getting a bj from a girl and having her finish you off with one hand and cum in her otherone therefore licking the hand to finish the jon

Man this girl the other day gave me a klutching candy cane it was fantastic and gross at the same time!

by drofan November 5, 2010