Kerplunking

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.

Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.

by whitechocolateladybird July 20, 2011

fuming kerplunk

When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car

Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk

by Metzfreak February 3, 2014

Kerplunker

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit.

My girl gave me a kerplunker last night.

by Angelo00 September 1, 2021

kerplunk

When five men have intercourse with five seperate partners, or perform dual penetration on a shared set of partners with one "odd man out", using one shared latex rubber glove as a prophylactic. The term is derived from the Mattel brand game, Kerplunk, which also involves many rods crossing, and balls dropping.

This weekend, Tom, Dick, Harry, Barry and I kerplunked with Susie, Mary, Annie, Liz, and Frank.

by Idle July 24, 2008

Kerplunk

The sound of witch a shit comes out of you anus and drops into the toilet making a "kerplunk" sound and also can cause splashing the butthole.

Just made a kerplunk in the toilet.

by ZittsViaCoo January 31, 2017

Kerplunk

a game about pieces of shit dropping i toilets (actually about marbles dropping in pocket thingies)

let's play kerplunk!!!!!!!

by matt January 17, 2004

kerplunkers

Items used to hit people with

You fucked up mother fuckers
suck it up fucking punkers
I'll fuck you up with my kerplunkers!

song by this metal band i heard in a bar

by man from china June 5, 2009